Welcome to Vasco Steinmetz's truly retro but quite useless private page¹.

• About me:

  • Yes, Vasco is my first name.
  • I live at 52°15'58" N, 10°30'08" E.
  • I am an April's Fool for life.
  • My Chinese zodiac sign is rabbit.
  • I'll finally graduate just after Hurd is released... :p
  • I work at yet another software company.
  • My current occupation is to develop human machine interfaces for the automotive industry.
  • I like to water my plants. Even regularly.
  • I am addicted to everything which can be compiled into machine code of any kind.
  • I am a Pastafarian and believe in the FSM.
  • I find driving Autobahns up and down relaxing, preferably at 3 o'clock in the morning. No driving license atm... :S License back w00t!
  • I am renowned for collecting obsolete hardware, especially SGIs™.
  • I hold a record at changing my nicknames thrice a day (which is a lower estimate).
  • My favourite beverage is Beck's™ beer.
  • I can bump into things without noticing.
  • I am a Gentoo Lunix zealot since 2004.
  • This page is a byproduct of a scrapped RFC 2795 implementation which I wrote for a 4bit microcontroller during a terrible headache.
  • I find computers ANNOYING though. I hate them. And they hate me...

• Some projects I'm involved in:

  • blank-TV.de - Your Free HLTV Broadcasting Service.
  • Some fancy stuff which isn't ready to be announced yet.

• Interesting stuff:

  • The FAIL Blog - Dignity comes through failure.
  • BassDrive - Drum'n'Bass Shoutcast Stream.
  • Nectarine - 24/7 Demoscene Radio.
  • Despair.com - Some demotivators to ease your daily work.
  • I'd like to post my bookmarks collection here, but it has over 6001000 entries and is usually always outdated...